Morning!

Actual discussion between husband and I this morning…

Me: I really like these potato peel crisps I made. They taste better now than they did straight out of the oven.

Dave: Yeah, I can just hear you pulling them out, saying, “Aw, FuckShit!” when you saw they were a little burned. Well, actually, I believe the exact words would have been, “MOtherFUCKer!”

Me: I don’t know what you are talking about. I am the paragon of virtue. I would never say those things.

Dave: Maybe the tarragon of virtue.

It’s important to have a partner that understands you.