Kudos Go to The Creative Penn

I’ve been listening a lot to The Creative Penn podcast and it has made a serious difference in my outlook on many aspects of my writing business. It still feels strange to say that, writing business, when you consider how little income I will collect for all of 2017, but still. Keep in mind that I didn’t consider myself an author until after my second book.

In any case, if you are jonesing to make your writing pay, you really need to check out The Creative Penn website and start listening to her podcast. You can also follow her on Twitter. My only trouble now is in how to get all of the things I have learned in the past four weeks into some kind of action plan that doesn’t blow my circuits.

An example from the newly formatted Gliese 581: The Departure

New Interiors!

A recent blog post by Joanna Penn on formatting sent me on yet another mission to upgrade what I’ve already got out there. I realized, upon clicking on some of the links, that I could do a lot better with my interior formatting. The professional covers pull them in, but I want my readers to have an eyeful when they get inside of the book as well.

This led me to check out Book Design Templates, ooh and ahh over the look of them and decide to get my crap together and make my own version. If only because I’m dollars poor and time-rich.

A chapter from Schicksal Turnpike, which I placed as an excerpt at the end of Gliese: The Departure. Schicksal will hopefully be available in mid-March 2018

Another way to look at it was this. I spent TWO DECADES in offices – creating templates, and working closely with Word and other word-processing software. Sure I could pay $89 for a template, or I could spend a little bit of time to create my own.

I dabbled with finding the perfect “chapter art” as I am calling the designs within. Adding lines, breaking up the chapter number, the title, and even increasing the size (and changing the font) of the first letter of the text.

A chapter in Gliese 581: The Departure

I’m very excited about the new look!

The newly formatted War’s End: The Storm

Each book will have its own unique chapter art. I may even do some Zentangle mandala and use that.

Take a Step Back

I realized this morning that I’m burning the candle at both ends and need to focus on one thing at a time. So, first things first, get ALL of my books I have written whipped into shape, inside and out.

Then, and only then, will I resume my writing projects.

I just desperately need to get this housekeeping work of formatting and engineering the best look possible out of my books before I jump into any more projects.

I’ve also determined, based on sales data for nearly two months, that I need to branch out to other host sites for my non-fiction books, and possibly for Gliese 581: The Departure. Right now, I’ve committed myself to Amazon only by agreeing to the KDP program, which demands exclusivity. For War’s End: The Storm and War’s End: A Brave New World, this might make sense. But for my other books? I’m not selling ANY of my non-fiction books.

So Step 1 is get my formatting done. Step 2 is branch out to other ebook and print sellers. This also means another learning curve and days spent understanding the different online bookstore and even (hopefully) finally learning how to put together all of the different versions of epub, .mobi, kobo, nook, et cetera.

Build It and They Will Come

Back in 2005 when I started my housecleaning biz, I struggled with getting my name out there. With no budget for advertising, I had to somehow market my business without spending a ton of money.

And thank goodness for Craig’s List! The site was relatively new at that time, and I got a ton of business by just having a smart, and simple, ad in place. I stopped advertising on Craig’s List a couple of years ago. Honestly, all I need to do these days is to post occasionally on Facebook if I am in need of more clients. More often than not, they find me.

Today was one of the latter – a potential client who had met me while on a garden tour (Our garden The Deadly Nightshade was on the tour three years ago, folks!) and asked if I had any openings. I did, and I’ll meet with her next Saturday and probably start cleaning her house in January.

It was a reminder that, if I build it, if I keep working at this day in and day out, that the wave will continue to build and I will begin to see a steady income from my writing.

It might be slow-going, but it is already building and that’s an exciting thing to see.

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Storage, I Need More of It!

I use Dropbox for my writing files. Considering how often I am on the go, or switching between computers, it makes the most sense. Recently I realized I was over the limit and that I needed to increase my storage space beyond the 2GB of storage I had.

One of the ways to do that is to get others to sign up for Dropbox.

Anyone who signs up gets 2GB for free. Above that and you can pay a low monthly fee for it. Or do what I’m attempting to do and get more folks signed up! Dropbox will give me another 500MB for every person who follows this link and signs up!

Here are at least two great reasons to sign up for and use Dropbox:

  • Files are accessible through any computer with an internet connection at any time.
  • If your computer is stolen, you still have your files!

I switch back and forth between two laptops – one in my home office that doesn’t like to be moved and another laptop that I often travel with. Having Dropbox handling my files for me is absolutely essential to getting my work done wherever I am.

Help a writer out (and yourself) by clicking on this link and installing Dropbox on your computer today. Thank you!

While in Limbo

On Saturday I clicked Send and off flew my first draft of Schicksal Turnpike to my editor extraordinaire and eldest daughter, Dee.

If Schicksal follows my typical pattern, the current 51,000-word count will grow by at least 1/3 by the time the edits are complete and the book is ready for publishing.

Immediately, I looked at my list of writing projects, story starts, notes on my cookbook, and my SYO Housecleaning Biz book and was chomping at the bit to get started.

That first day, I did manage to write nearly 2,000 words in my erotic romance The Hired Gun. But after that?

Each time I would look at one of my projects, my attention would break into fragments, and I would find myself obsessively checking email, Facebook, book stats and the news.

This has happened before, and instead of fighting it this time, I’m going to shift my focus. I’ve got up to a week of waiting ahead of me – so instead of writing, I’m going to spend that time learning and marketing.

  • I have several non-fiction books on writing, publishing and marketing to read.
  • I also need to immerse myself in several Facebook writing groups.
  • I need to re-learn Microsoft Access. I used to be fabulous at it, but with all of the changes over the past 11 years, my Access skills are just above “older than dirt” level. I found some YouTube videos that I hope will do the trick.I use Access to track all of my characters, my master timeline, and the books that they all appear in. I’ve limped along with half of a database for years now, it’s time to beat it into shape.
  • I’ve also got to get a better handle on Scrivener as well. There’s still a lot to learn in that program!

And speaking of Scrivener, if you are a writer and have been considering Scrivener, I highly recommend it. I am enjoying learning the ins and outs of it, and I’ve also signed up to promote it. It doesn’t cost you any additional money, but I will earn a small referral fee if you click on the following link:

 Buy Scrivener for Windows (Regular Licence)

 Well…time to get to learning and marketing!

In Pursuit of Originality

Okay, wait, is originality a word? If it isn’t then it should be.

In any case, I’ve been thinking about the topic for a while now, mulling it about in my head. In some ways, everything we do is original. When I write a story it is the first time that I personally have written it in my own unique voice. And yet, after several millennia, is there anything truly unique to say? We share the same human fears, traumas, joys and anger and, like it or not, we have explored these emotions ad nauseum for years.

So everything is unique and not unique – at the same time.

That said, as a writer, I don’t like to get stuck in a rut. I have several favorite authors, but over time I noticed that the characters never varied, never changed, even across separate series of works. It was as if they had taken out the same brush, with the same color paint, and followed an endlessly repeating template to produce their books.

After a while, I realized, “They are all the same, there’s no difference between story lines other than changing the names and basic circumstances of the characters. One author (which I will not name) wrote entirely of characters who were highly intelligent, had biting dialogue, and were completely and totally dysfunctional individuals.

I am pretty much convinced that this was a reflection of the author’s own life and family models.

I mentioned recently on my erotic romance site that I prefer to write about strong women, I said:

  • I would not be writing about weak, simpering, foolish women
  • I would not be writing about women who had no clue what they wanted
  • I would not be writing about unequal relationships – where the big strong man rescues a timid, helpless girl of a woman

But I understand that that can be one-sided as well. There are strong women and there are weak women and everything in between. I have not ruled out writing about weak women, just don’t look for those chicks to show up in my erotic romance novels anytime soon!

Another thing that has been bopping in and out of my left and right hemispheres lately has been the urge to write poetry again. I haven’t written it in a long time but I kind of miss it. So I might be writing more soon. I doubt I will be posting it, I rarely post poetry, it tends to be a handwritten in the journal type of affair. Don’t know why, it just is.

When it comes to the pursuit of originality though, I rule nothing out. I might not choose to write a certain way right now, but that doesn’t mean I never will. All things in good time, right?

Rule #1 – You Will Be Given a Body

I love books. Small surprise, considering I’m a writer and an avid reader.

I even have books in the bathroom. Easy little reads – some humor, some history, fun little sayings, et cetera. One of those books is “If Life Is a Game, Here Are the Rules.”

I don’t think I’ve ever read the full book, but I’ve gotten at least halfway through.

Yesterday, though, I picked it up and started at the beginning.

Rule #1 – You Will Be Given a Body

As I re-read the chapter, I wondered if I had even been paying attention the first time I had read it.

To summarize the chapter so that you don’t have to go and read the book yourself, it said in essence…

“You get this body assigned to you. You are inextricably linked to it, and you get no other. Learn to live with it, learn to love it, take care of it, so that it, in turn, can do what you need done.”

And recently, a lot of aches and pains have been plaguing me. Seriously plaguing me. Hips, knees, back, neck, jaw, and more. It makes it hard to walk, hard to bend. I sleep badly, waking up often to try to re-adjust and remove tension from some odd part of my body.

My chiropractor/acupuncturist has noticed.Most likely it is due to my yowls of pain as she works on me, trying her best to return my body to a straighter state of being. “How often are you coming to see me? Every eight weeks? It needs to be more often.” I tell her I can’t afford more often, reversing my decision from that morning to stop coming to see her. Obviously I need it, so I make a new appointment for eight weeks from now. “Call me for an appointment in between if the money train rolls in,” she says and pats my shoulder as I leave.

So I’ve decided to do something about it.

After all, this is the only body I get this lifetime.

I’m starting out pretty simple. Here are my goals…

  • Eat better (maybe slightly smaller portions, but healthier mainly, more veggies, fruits, and whole grains)
  • Stretch/some yoga twice per day (nothing crazy, just a few minutes at the beginning and end of the day)

That’s it. I started eating better last week. And last night I started with the stretches and yoga. Let’s see how I do.

Making Me Think Here …

My second appointment of the day yesterday was with M.P. from Land Bank. Land Bank isn’t actually a BANK, that’s just the title of the entity that manages all of these abandoned/tax seized properties in Kansas City.

He had gamely accepted my request to interview him for the book I’m writing on buying a house (The Cottage that I go on and on about) from Land Bank for $25.

I’m still fussing over the title, which is problematic. In part, because it is specifically geared toward purchasing a house from Kansas City Land Bank, which is different from other land banks in the country and talks specifically about the programs available to Kansas City residents.

I could tell he is a little hesitant – and he visibly winced over the working title “I Bought a House for $25 (and so can you)” – because, as he pointed out, the situation is different for each property and each applicant.

My point was, if they never pick up the book, which will have some incredibly good resources, how will they learn some of the more important features about these programs that are available?

We talked for nearly two hours. I really like the guy, M.P. is funny, thoughtful, and smart. I left the meeting thinking really hard about how I can produce a book that is responsible, educational, and empowering.

Round and Round She Goes

I’ve been sitting in front of the computer for most of the day – creating Facebook pages, Twitter handles, and going round and round with Lulu, CreateSpace, and IngramSpark to try and find the perfect fit for my POD books.

So here are some fun links for you…

War’s End is now on Facebook and so is The War on Drugs: An Old Wives Tale.

I’ve also got Twitter feeds for both: War’s End and An Old Wives’ Tale

Edits are DONE, and…

AOWT cover

I finally finished the edits on “The War on Drugs: An Old Wives Tale.” It took up the remainder of my time at Barnes & Noble yesterday, but was well worth it. I’ve managed to upload and resubmit the file to Lulu – which handles the hard copy side of things – and now I’ll move on to Amazon and resubmit the ebook.

Once everything is live and working – I’ll turn my energies to promoting the book. I’ve already sent emails to a local radio station, KKFI, which has a radio program called the Jaws of Justice.

And then there is a local lawyer who does a radio show in Columbia Missouri called “Sex, Drugs and Civil Liberties” who has already said he would like to have me on his show.

I’m trying to figure out who to contact next.

I woke up this morning raring to go – to write, to publish, to market. With the exception of a short class at the local conservation center (which I might send the husband and child off on their own to) there is nothing on the schedule for this weekend except the usual housework.

Time to get to work!

(This was originally published on Bubblews at: http://www.bubblews.com/news/2215118-edits-are-done-and-now)

How My Writing Has Paid Off – Book Sales

Writing is often an isolated, solitary act. It is rare that I write with others’ involvement. I may be sitting in the middle of a crowd, but my thoughts are whirling, words churning out beneath my fingers, while around me life is happening, separate from the act of writing.

I was thinking the other day about the ways in which my writing has paid off. You can’t just measure it in terms of monetary earnings either, but in emotional benefits, and other ways. I’d like to share with you some of them I have experienced over the years…

BOOK SALES

On my first two posts of how my writing has paid off, I have focused on the positives. And while the details below may not seem like positive payoff, it has been a learning experience. To that end, it is still worthwhile, because I sure have been learning!

Most people have no idea how little it pays to be an author. Especially if you are self-published like I am. Now while some may claim that I’m not a ‘true author’ because I haven’t got a book contract from a publisher or handed over 10-20% of my meager income to an agent to pimp my work to said publisher, I’ll save that argument for another day.

The point being, I’ve written a book (three of them now) and published them in hard copy and ebook format.

The best sales I ever managed at one time were 25 copies of my organizing book “Get Organized, Stay Organized” and a one hour presentation on organization. I earned $250. I believe it was a local city government in Overland Park or some such place that hosted it.

I’ve taught a handful organizing classes that netted me anywhere from $20 – $150 per two hour class in book sales. Considering that “Get Organized, Stay Organized” was the only book I PAID to be printed by a local printing company…I’ve almost made my money back!

By the way, if you have any interest, I have at least 300 copies of the book left and I’m totally willing to give you a good bulk price on those!

The other two have been POD (print on demand). I’ve gone through Lulu which wasn’t too bad of a way to go. If I buy the books, they cost me about $10 each with shipping and handling figured in. This makes them difficult to sell. I’ve often sold them for that price, meaning I don’t get a profit at all. I can’t take them to independent bookstores, however, because their commission is 20-30% of the sales price, so even if I ended up selling them for $12 each, I would be paying people to take them off my hands.

I’ve managed to sell a handful of each of my books War’s End and The War on Drugs: An Old Wives Tale on Amazon in paperback and ebook form. I think I’ve made about $50 altogether.

If you have missed a post on how my writing is paid off, you can find the others here:

“You Touched My Life” – www.bubblews.com/news/2051854-how-my-writing-has-paid-off-you-touched-my-life
Friends/Connections – www.bubblews.com/news/2058775-how-my-writing-has-paid-off-friendsconnections

More Writing…Some Progress…

I’ve been slowly mucking my way through the sequel to War’s End. When will that be complete? Who knows…I guess when it is complete, or at least the chapter I’m agonizing is done, I’ll update on that.

I talked about writing your own bio the other day.

Meanwhile, here are a couple more reviews on Robert’s Rules of Writing…

Lesson 19 – Get Right, Or Get Close

Lesson 20 – Know the Territory

And now I’m off to read in bed and turn in early. So I can get up early and do it all over again!